Year in and year out since the beginning of time, the amber fields of research programs across this great land are sprinkled with NSF fertilizer and grow the science crops that feed our hungry brain-mouths. While most days we feed our bloated carcasses on the high fructose corn syrup of the mind, every once in a while, you fill your cow horns with the right kind of manure, nail the astrological planting cycle and BLAMMO! - when the research harvest comes in, it comes in big. Well, it’s a boom year and the organic veggie du jour is bee learning and cognition. Here’s just one hors d’eouvre to whet your appetite:
My most vivid memories of childhood summers come from wandering along the Maine coast listening to my Aunt describe the auras of unwitting passersby, from “deep-blue” for the kid on a skateboard, “wispy green” for the owner of the Life is Good shop, and “surprisingly rectangular camo-colored” for the potbelly-sporting middle-aged man with a warm Budweiser and a Kiss lunchbox. Like these divine beach-goers, all living things (including the most heartless beasts of all creation: plants) give off subtle electrical fields. Despite its profound implications for literally everything, research on electric field perception has been mainly restricted to publications in Frontiers in Quack Science and F1000’s “What the $&*% do we know?” section. Two recent papers, though, are finally lending heft to the otherworldly electro-perceptational abilities of bees.
Up first is a sick pape showing that bees can sense electric fields created by plants. By creating artificial flowers (“E-flowers”, or E-cigarettes for bees) where they could measure and manipulate the electric field, Clarke and friends showed that bees can learn to differentiate between flowers that are completely identical except for their electric field. Mind-blowingly, the mere presence of the bee near a flower also changes the flower’s electrical pattern, so bees may be able to use their aura-sniffing abilities to figure out which flowers have been recently cleaned out by some other nectar-hungry bee.
While this study definitively showed the presence of the Third Eye in bees, more questions are raised than answered: Does the third eye align with the seventh chakra? Can the NSA use it to track my Private Browsing content? What causes Third Eye Blindness?
Thankfully, in a case of cosmic alignment, within a couple of weeks of this pape coming out, YET ANOTHER sick pape from a totally separate group gave us insight into how this might work. Coulomb’s law states that two charged particles will exert a physical force upon each other. Since insect antennae carry a charge, they could theoretically move in the presence of an electric field, allowing bees to perceive these electric fields.
In a beautiful series of “set em up and knock em down” experiments in our second sick pape, Greggers and amigos showed that bee antennae move in response to electric fields and that these movements juice up some specific neural pathways that allow the bee brains to perceive electricity. Indubitably sick.